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Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!
Don’t look now, but there are rings around Uranus. But honestly folks, couldn’t she have put her first name on the back of that shirt? Would it have been that hard? I bet she gets a ton a crap for...
View ArticleHilariously Bad Sports Reporting
I know it’s only soccer and it’s a month old, but it’s still funny: Peace out homies. Six two and even!
View ArticleHooray USA!
Now I know I’m not the staunchest of soccer fans, but I’m as patriotic as the next guy. Enough so that yesterday’s win even got me a little excited. If this video doesn’t get you excited, nothing will....
View ArticleHooray Soccer! Hooray Dorismar!
I may not be a huge soccer fan, but I am a huge fan of these: Thanks (Bob’s Blitz) Peace out homies. Six two and even!
View ArticleAwesome Soccer Celebration
Now I’m not a huge soccer fan. I don’t own own a vuvuzela. But I do dig me a good celebration. I’m like Kool & the Gang. Celebrate good times, come on! This guy celebrated. In Iceland last weekend,...
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Bo Knows Sesame Street
Sunny day. Sweepin’ the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? How to get to Sesame Street? -Sesame Street Theme Public Service...
View ArticleJohn Facenda Even Makes Soccer Sound Good
John Facenda is legendary for having been the voice of NFL Films from 1965-1984, but his voice also graces the highlight film of the 1975 Tampa Bay Rowdies of the North American Soccer League: Bonus...
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Yankees Fans And Other Adventures In Spitting
Oh the grass is green ad the bases white and the players pitch and hit. But more than that, alas, alack, they only prefer to spit, to spit. They only prefer to spit. -Gilbert & Sullivan Public...
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Pic Of The Day: Scunthorpe United Soccer Calendar
Pic of the day, who will it be? Your vote will hold the key. It’s up to you. Tell us who, will be pic of the day. -Community Auditions Quick. How do you top a car. Tep on the break, tupid!...
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Johnny Rotten Loves Arsenal
I got no emotions for anybody else. You better understand I’m in love with myself,. Myself, my beautiful self. -Sex Pistols If you know me, you know I have no love for the game of soccer. You know...
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